|movie| 10 things i hate about you quotes
currently watching this on my ipod during my train rides to and from work.
(sfv to downtown la)
the dad seemed to have the best lines.
heath and jgl <3
Patrick: You’re gunna pay me to take out some chick?
Joey: Mmhm.
Patrick: How much?
Joey: 20 bucks.
Joey: ..fine 30.
Patrick: Well, let’s think about this…we go to the movies, that’s 15 bucks. We get popcorn, that’s 53. And she’ll want raisonettes, alright? So, we’re looking at 75 bucks.
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Kat Stratford: We’re going now.
Dad Walter Stratford: Alright, wait a minute. No drinking, no drugs, no kissing, no tattoos, no piercings, *no* ritual animal slaughters of any kind. Oh, God, I’m giving them ideas.
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Walter Stratford: And I’ll get to sleep at night. The deep slumber of a father whose daughters aren’t out being impregnated.
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Kat Stratford: Tell me something true.
Patrick: Something true… I hate peas.
Kat Stratford: No, something real, something no one else knows.
Patrick: Okay, you’re sweet, and sexy, and completely hot for me.
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Dad Walter Stratford: You’re 18, you don’t know what you want. And you won’t know what you want ‘til you’re 45, and even if you get it, you’ll be too old to use it.
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Kat Stratford: You don’t always have to be who they want you to be, you know?
Bianca: I happen to like being adored, thank you!
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Walter Stratford: [Bianca and Chastity are sneaking past Bianca’s father] Shoulda used the window!
Bianca: Hi Daddy!
Walter Stratford: Hi… where’re we going?
Bianca: Well, if you must know… a small study group of friends.
Walter Stratford: Otherwise known as an orgy?
Chastity: Mr. Stratford, it’s just a party!
Walter Stratford: And hell is just a sauna.
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Walter Stratford: Where’s your sister going?
Kat Stratford: She’s meeting some bikers. Big ones. Full of sperm.
Walter Stratford: Funny.
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Michael: I have a dick on my face, don’t I?
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Patrick: Someone still has her panties in a twist.
Kat Stratford: Don’t, for one minute, think that you had any effect whatsoever on my panties.
Patrick: Then what did I have an effect on?
Kat Stratford: Other than my upchuck reflex, nothing.
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Patrick: What is it with this chick? She have beer-flavored nipples?
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Bianca: You’re asking me out? That’s so cute! What’s your name again?
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Cameron: I burn, I pine, I perish.
[Lucentio’s line from The Taming of the Shrew Act I Scene 1]
Michael: Of course you do. You know, she’s beautiful and deep, I’m sure.
